just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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