do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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