come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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