Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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