I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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