I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Randomize
