If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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