quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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