It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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