How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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