...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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