will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Rumble strips road head = magical
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
