i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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