you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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