I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
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Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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