Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
