you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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