She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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