Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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