I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
it's great music for shaving your balls
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
