So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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