i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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