It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Randomize
