He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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