The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
My liver is preforming stress tests.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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