am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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