I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Randomize
