I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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