Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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