It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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