Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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