So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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