i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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