She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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