I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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