So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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