Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
they're like a gay fantastic four
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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