After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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