A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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