Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
im calling her cock vulture from now on
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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