his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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