You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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