it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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