it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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