eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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