Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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