In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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