i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
3 2 1 whiskey
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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