They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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