Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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