i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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