they need to just BURY HIM!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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