She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Randomize
